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Politics- one of the unholy-trinity of taboo topics. The other two, we shan’t mention in the same writing. Err we suffer terminal triple tabooed trinity topic damnation. We can only take ’em one at a time.
There are three sound reasons we never (not often?) discuss politics here. The first being the argumentative aspect. The moment you bring up a political party- the party is over. And folks are ready to knock-down, drag it out till somebody walks away or is unconscious- no one yields.
Second point of interest. This writer knows and cares less about politics. Why?
Third strike you’re out. Because I firmly believe in my heart of spades that it’s all pretend. A political puppet-show with all the sincerity of a “reality” television series. All staged and preordained, from election to executive order, by those pulling the strings backstage.
However, the current administration is proving far more entertaining than keeping up with the Trashdasians. And I always enjoyed the Muppet Show. So, everybody hop on the short bus and we’ll head to D.C. and see what’s shakin’… or we can shake.
Before our current Commander in Chief could even unpack his bags proper, the democratic party (stop arguing) exclaimed that he wasn’t tackling the “important” issues. Geez-us please-us the man just moved in. This isn’t the Soviet Union so stop Russian. Besides it seems that from day one he’s done quite a bit.
Deportation of and closing off our borders to potential illegal immigrants. Dismantling the diversity, equity and inclusion programs in the federal government. In effect, stamping out gender ideology- two’s company, threes a crowd, fours too many and fives not allowed. Renaming (or reestablishing the names of) national landmarks.
Wow! Ambitious busy guy. And that’s just a smidge of the dozens of actions John Hancocked in the first weeks. Maybe, whilst this crazy train is still rolling out of the station, now would be a good time to see what executive orders we could get executed.
Pardon me, Mr. President. Ah, now the title makes sense, and you get the joke (or it doesn’t, and you don’t). But might I make a few suggestions for execution?
Let’s drop the borders, end the immigrating and deportation and simply invade Mexico. Most of them want to come here anyway. So, make it the 51st state and they all become U.S. citizens by default.
Stop making apps and advancements in cell phone tech. Let’s focus on other areas of advancement. Instead of continuously complicating a device originally designed to verbally communicate that no one uses to verbally communicate.
Bears. It’s not that I hate bears, but they phobia me really bad. So, could we like put them all on an island or something where they can’t get me? Or maybe dye them bright colors and teach them to care?
Bring back MTV with the original music video format!
Make cannabis completely commercially legal. No, I do not personally partake of the ganja. But do think it would be funny if Marajuanaboros or Lucky-Hemp were available at the local convenience store.
Pass a ban on movie franchise spin-offs, reboots, revisioning and remakes.
We need a special word exclusive only to Caucasians. Because hey- equality goes both ways and equal means everybody gets the same amount. We could do this for all races. And we’ll stop there because we just stepped into a big pile of taboo topic #2. Peace out my honkeys.
Per the suggestions and shoves of the Secretive Service, it looks like it’s time to re-board the bus. So as the future unfolds, we’ll just spectate from the balcony seats. Not sure if it’ll be a good show, but it will be interesting.
I welcome almost all questions, comments via Focus, or E-mail me at wanderingchainsaw@gmail.com. Hope to hear from ya, until then try and stay focused! See ya.
