“Woke up this morning, I was feeling quite weird. Had flies in my beard, my toothpaste was smeared… Over my window, they’d written my name. Said- “So long, we’ll see you again!”
Hey, Mr. Spaceman, won’t you please take me along, I won’t do anything wrong. Hey, Mr. Spaceman…won’t you please take me along for a ride?” Lyrics excerpted from “Mr. Spaceman” by the American rock band the Byrds. It was the third track on their 1966 album- Fifth Dimension.
WARNING: What follows is a conspiracy theory already in progress at this time. Please do not take it upon yourself to “save the planet” and start trying to expose or murder your friends or coworkers based on a random hypothesis. Also please refrain from exposing yourself to your friends and coworkers… it will not go well… this part is not a theory. Reader discretion is advised.
Did anyone ever stop to think… Well obviously, I did, or this wouldn’t be being written. So, has anyone, other than me of course, ever considered the possibility that – we have already been invaded?
Invaded? Invaded by what you may ask. Why extraterrestrials of course! “Invaded” as in past tense, as this particular invasion is way past “begun” at this point and possibly damned near completed.
Wait! In order for there to have been an alien invasion, wouldn’t we have seen all the U.F.O’s required for said invasion? The invaders had to get here to invade in the first place, right? So, wouldn’t they need spaceships, that we should have seen pre-invasion? Yes, they would and yes you should, but you didn’t, and it only took one.
That “one” crashed over 75 years ago in Roswell New Mexico circa 1947. When U.S. military forces made the subsequent claim that they had recovered a “flying saucer.” Then blatantly denied it.
The claim of recovered and autopsied alien grey bodies came one year later from a different source and situation. This being from-The Aztec crashed saucer hoax (sometimes known as the “other Roswell”). In 1948 in Aztec, New Mexico.
But for the sake of contemplating conspiracy, consider a combined correlated complicated cover-up. Despite government denial, an alien spacecraft was recovered in Roswell. The extraterrestrial passengers of said craft were recovered but not autopsied. Because they were still alive! Seriously, they had the knowledge and technology to travel through the depths of space and didn’t employ the use of airbags? Thus, a handful of alien greys took up residence at Roswell.
At first all went well. The visitors were warmly welcomed in exchange of advanced alien technology. This explains all the “out of this world” progress mankind made in such a short time.
Yes, all was peachy-keen until they began to multiply.
Was it purely a-sexual? A form of reproduction that produces offspring from a single parent? (What fun is that?) Or was there experimental government breeding (eww!) or cloning? Most likely it was in the form of assimilation via body snatcher style. The how remains unknown, but the results remain the same- they took Area 51.
Was our government aware? Did they knowingly allow it for the sake of intergalactic diplomacy or scientific curiosity? Rumors circulated, fences with severe warnings went up. And Area 51 became one of the most secretive off-limits places on the planet.
Meanwhile, within 51compound, the alien populace continued to populate. Soon they would expand, branching out and blending in. This potential method of infiltration endorses the body-snatcher theory. As they couldn’t very well go walk-about in their natural state of grey skinned, bug-eyed, big headedness. Then again people are weird sometimes.
Over the course of the next several decades the alien expansion and covert invasion continued.
Assimilation alleviated authoritative American awareness. Alien life, as we didn’t know it, soon went international.
At present we can conspiratorially assume that a large portion of the population is not wholly human. That there is “life out there” right here. That we have been invaded from within without nary a ray-gun fired.
So, what’s next? A grand reveal of total takeover or continued subtle subterfuge? Will we be taken over or just taken? What can we do about it? Perhaps our best and last resort is to regain awareness of what’s going on around us. Stop watching the skies and start looking around.
I welcome almost all questions, comments via Focus, or email me at wanderingchainsaw@gmail.com. Hope to hear from ya, until then try and stay focused! See ya.
